Today is National Good Samaritan Day, a day dedicated to being kind to others. Doing good can be as simple as holding the door open for someone, helping them carry their groceries to their car, or going out of your way to be friendly with someone having a bad day.
But why not take it a step further? Instead of holding a door open, stretch your hole out for someone. Instead of filling their car with groceries, fill their ass with something just as tasty. After all – isn’t the best way to turn a frown upside down to bend over?
Here are five ways to spread some kinky kindness today.
1. Run Your Local Glory Hole
Give back to your community by giving some head. Every glory hole needs a mouth, and now you can be just that. When horny business men come to the hidden bathroom in their building to let off some steam, help them out. When a traveler finds the bathroom on Squirt.org, show him a good time. It’s the least you can do!
2. Host an Orgy
When it comes to kindness – the more the merrier! Why not open your home to strangers, and open your hole to them too? Make sure you keep an eye on how many people you invite – or else it will be a tight fit. Although, who doesn’t love a tight fit.
3. Let it All Hang Out
Visit your local bathhouse or BDSM venue and hop into the sex sling. Make sure everyone who comes gets a turn. After all, sharing is caring.
4. Send a Nude or Seven
Does anything make your face light up like receiving a nude? Now you can spread that joy to others. Log onto Squirt.org and send some nudes to hot guys. It’ll make their day brighter, and you might end up getting laid, too.
5. Do Double Duty
Too often we share our bodies with one person at a time. Selfish, right? There’s lots of you to go around so do double duty by getting double stuffed. There’s space in that tight ass for two. And if it turns out there isn’t – then that’s what your mouth is for!