Whether rubber or rock, in some form or another sex toys have always been around. Tracing back to the paleolithic era, the industry is now worth upwards of $15 Billion. It’s safe to say there are more than a few marital aids lying around unused. Whether you received an unwanted gift, or your newer purchases have left old ones out of your rotation, there are still ways to put your handheld helpers to work.
Your dildo can double as:
A drawer handle
So you can get to your other toys.
A jewellery stand
Because you’ll need some way to keep all those pearl necklaces organized.
There’s no need to knock if the door’s wide open.
Or a towel rack
To dry off those used rags…
Also, your combination cockring and ballstretcher can also be used to:
Style your hair
Create makeshift Handcuffs
Or just to organize your cables
If all else fails, leave them out on your coffee table as a conversation piece. Nothing breaks the ice like a strategically placed dildo. And when you need to restock you can head to chokeachicken.com.